Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Times and Lives

I work for a bank. I have done so for three days. Before I worked for a bank, I worked for the telephone company. THE telephone company. Where I come from there is only one. I can convince you to buy something. I can make you buy a mobile phone. It's a mutant ability. I can make you spend $1000 on adverising. I am an okay salesman. There are better.

That's how I pay my rent.

I write for my soul. I read for it too. I get called 'Adam' a lot. Apparently it's just random. The people who call me that have never met each other.

I like not being nice.

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